I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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