Sponge bath it is.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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