their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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