Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I did not marry a roomba.
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