Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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