What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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