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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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