Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
