Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
