They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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