So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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