so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
