She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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