He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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