Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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