Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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