i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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