So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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