Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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