Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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