So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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