did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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