Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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