I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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