I'm so fucking centered right now
I love black thongs
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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