Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I feel like death gave me a hand job
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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