Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I just found puke in my bra..
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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