a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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