How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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