I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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