How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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