Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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