I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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