Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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