i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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