Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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