so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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