Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
