Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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