Nicole vs. Life
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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