sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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