Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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