So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
