"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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