did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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