so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Randomize
