And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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