You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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