hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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