Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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