do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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