Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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