just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
you inspire me to be a worse person
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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