batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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