If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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